1. Drinking more than you have in probably 3 years and making yourself so sick that you remember why you said you'd never do that again. (oh my god. I feel like I'm going to feel nauseous forever.)
2. Realizing that you love Boulder, CO and maybe you should move there.
3. Feeling like you poisoned yourself last night.
4. Applying for jobs that you have no business applying for but you're tired of worrying about if you're good enough so why the fuck not.
5. Wondering how you're going to make enough money to live on for the rest of your life.
6. Feeling like you need to throw up again but there's utterly nothing left in your system.
7. Having the same fears and problems that you did before you got to forget about them for a few hours.
8. Realizing that how you physically feel right now was not worth forgetting about your fears and problems for a few hours.
9. Michael Phelps is quite possibly the alien's first attempt and sending us a man/fish hybrid, and they've seen that it was successful and now they're going to invade (maybe).
10. Oh my god I seriously feel so incredibly ill.