Thursday, September 27, 2007

An Open Letter.

Dear Chinese Pole,

I'd really appreciate it if you stopped tearing the skin off the back of my legs. It's cool that it feels all cold in the warm car on the ride home, but it doesn't make for a very nice showering experience or more rehearsal the next day.

So yeah, it'd be great if you could stop doing that.

P.S. I'll let you know if my left boob actually bruises or if it just really hurt for the few minutes after I smashed it into you on that knee drop don'thityourface plant of death. Yeah. I'll let you know.


O. Dear said...

Did you take a picture of your signature or scan it in? That's my big secret with the signature. I signed a piece of paper with an ink pen, scanned it in and slap it on there. Have fun!! Thanks for saying hi!!

Great letter, by the way. Although, I suppose being injured isn't great. You know what I mean.

Scan said...

A chinamen born in Poland?

A Chinese Pole!


oh god why am I alive?